Dickson & Michelle

+me

name.`diCksOn aka bOar
gender.`male
age.`18
dob.`12th September 1990
school.`Ngee Ann Polytechnic (TRM)

Loves.
.Piggy
.Chelsea FC
.Friends
.Kogi
.MONEY $$$

what i want.
.Lotsa Lotsa Money $$$
.IPhone or Omnia? lol
.Get down to 80kg
.Happy (:
.More outgoing
.Stay Loving (:

what i don't want.
.Gain Weight
.No money
.I dont want to lose You

Monday, February 18, 2008

Bang Bang! 2 down and 2 to go! currently processing through hell and it's approximately 3 days to paradise =)

But i'm not here to blog about exams! i'm here to blog about something very serious!

MY FORTUNES or rather UNFORTUNES!!

Ok so my parents went to their traditional fortune teller and asked for our divinations..

Lets talk about my elder brother 1st.. He's gonna be as slim as he is now! and he ain't supposed to drink as he might contract lung cancer..

Now my younger sis.. She's gonna have a whole lot of people chasing her LOL LOL LOL... and she's gonna have 2 - 3 husbands... LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!! HAHAHA... and she's gonna become very beautiful! lol!!!

OK NOW ABOUT ME.. WHICH IS BASICALLY THE WORST OUT OF THE 3..

FIRST HE SAID! I'm gonna be a very active person, always going for activities!! sounds good rite?

BUT!! he added on that unlike my brother, I'M GONNA BECOME A VERY FAT ASS.. T_T.. SO HOW CAN AN ACTIVE PERSON WHO'S ALWAYS ON ACTIVITIES BECOME A VERY FAT ASS!!!! T_T... maybe the activities include food review!?!? T__T... I DON'T WANNA BECOME ERIC CARTMEN!!

That's not the worst! HE SAID I'M GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY SPERM!!! Be it low sperm count or whatever.. T____T... NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I WANNA HAVE BABIES!!! I WANNA HAVE KIDS!!! I WANNA HAVE DICKSON JUNIOR!!!!

SIGH!!! how dampening!!! totally lost the momentem to do revision now... MY BABIES T_T..

| a simple day. 3:45 pm
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